Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 10, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    Not if his leg is broken.

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    Thanks, Bernard. You’re a saint.

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    vlechtja  almost 14 years ago

    Last I heard the Bernards were supplanted by Huskies in Swiss Alps.

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    monkeyhead  almost 14 years ago

    Trivia for the day. Alcohol thins the blood making hypothermia a higher risk thus St. Bernard’s never carried it. Typically a first aid kit may have been attached with cloth to the collar, but the addition of the cask goes back to a painting.

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    Olddog1  almost 14 years ago

    Monkeyhead. That’s true if you are still out in the cold. The alcohol dialates the capillaries and subjects them to the cold. Inside in the warm air it can help warm you up by exposing the blood to a warm environment.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    OH, so that’s why the St Bernard has 2 barrels! Happy hour is two for one.

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    Ice_Bear66  almost 14 years ago

    By the looks on the dog’s face, “Happy Hour” began hours ago for him, and now again…

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    Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Our rescue dog carries Gin in one cask, tonic in the other. You’re on your own for the lime.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    A Brief History of the St. Bernard Rescue Dog.

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    The dog should have shown up with those “essential” before the accident!

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    apple_rules  almost 14 years ago

    Happy Hour, yippee!

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    RadioTom  almost 14 years ago

    This was a recent (New Year’s Day) Mythbusters. The alcohol does lower your core temperature by improving blood flow to the extremities; the test was done in a refrigerated warehouse. So, there’s a short-term benefit, IF the victim can be gotten into a warmer environ before the body’s core temperature falls too far - it would delay the onset of frostbite. Interestingly enough, that same day, they ran the episode on common remedies for being plastered out of your gourd (hot coffee, immersion of the head in ice water, physical exercise, and slapping. Slapping and immersion both made some improvement in cognitive ability and BAC, BTW…)

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