If you are obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we already know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell you which number to press.
Hello, Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we already know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell you which number to press.