WANTED: Boat builder (7 days experience minimum) to design and construct a vessel large enough to hold 2 of each and every animal on the planet. Boat must be capable of staying waterproof through a forty day rainstorm. NO CARRIER PIGEON CALLS, PLEASE!
If computers had existed back then, there would have been websites insisting that the flood was God’s doing, exactly as the Bible says. Then there would have been those arguing that it was purely a natural phenomenon (perhaps due to climate change), and then the conspiracy theorists who would insist that the government caused it.
noahproblem over 10 years ago
WANTED: Boat builder (7 days experience minimum) to design and construct a vessel large enough to hold 2 of each and every animal on the planet. Boat must be capable of staying waterproof through a forty day rainstorm. NO CARRIER PIGEON CALLS, PLEASE!
PICTO over 10 years ago
Angelica’s list?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
I think it was Pre-Fab!
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
Swimming won’t be needed. If my memory isn’t flawed, the threat next time is fire. I keep fire extinguishers handy. :-)
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
If he doesn’t have any luck on Angie’s List, he can always try Craigslist.
pouncingtiger over 10 years ago
OK. Who thinks that the Noah’s Ark story is totally bollocks?
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
If computers had existed back then, there would have been websites insisting that the flood was God’s doing, exactly as the Bible says. Then there would have been those arguing that it was purely a natural phenomenon (perhaps due to climate change), and then the conspiracy theorists who would insist that the government caused it.
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think I’ll just stick with Bill Cosby’s version: "There’s a fella by the name of Noah who built an ark . . . "
dcjeepguy over 10 years ago
It’s kinda funny at first but the you realize that’s why they think man and dinosaurs existed at the same time too.