Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 21, 2014

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    noahproblem  over 10 years ago

    WANTED: Boat builder (7 days experience minimum) to design and construct a vessel large enough to hold 2 of each and every animal on the planet. Boat must be capable of staying waterproof through a forty day rainstorm. NO CARRIER PIGEON CALLS, PLEASE!

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    PICTO  over 10 years ago

    Angelica’s list?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    I think it was Pre-Fab!

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    dzw3030  over 10 years ago

    Swimming won’t be needed. If my memory isn’t flawed, the threat next time is fire. I keep fire extinguishers handy. :-)

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    Chris Sherlock  over 10 years ago

    If he doesn’t have any luck on Angie’s List, he can always try Craigslist.

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    OK. Who thinks that the Noah’s Ark story is totally bollocks?

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    paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago

    If computers had existed back then, there would have been websites insisting that the flood was God’s doing, exactly as the Bible says. Then there would have been those arguing that it was purely a natural phenomenon (perhaps due to climate change), and then the conspiracy theorists who would insist that the government caused it.

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    paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I think I’ll just stick with Bill Cosby’s version: "There’s a fella by the name of Noah who built an ark . . . "

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    dcjeepguy  over 10 years ago

    It’s kinda funny at first but the you realize that’s why they think man and dinosaurs existed at the same time too.

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