Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 10, 2020

Yeah, he charged him an arm and a leg.

Forget the courts, Long John, just give that surgeon a good swift kick in the a$$.

Looks more like a prosthetist and orthotics problem.

Sue the crocodile while you’re at it.

Or… he just got up and dressed in a hurry.

doesn’t have a leg to stand on

If you ever lived in an apartment under one where the occupant wore heels.. you would understand why the surgeon did it this way.

I feel like that sometimes, usually every 14 years. When I was 14 I broke my arm and the doctor put it on 30° off-kilter. When I was 28 the doctor messed up my vasectomy and I was laid up for 6 weeks. When I was 42 my dentist over-froze my mouth and I permanently lost the feeling in my face (I save a bundle on disposable razors). When I was 56 my doctor misdiagnosed my blastomycosis (Valley Fever, often fatal) and he sent me to a dermatologist to take care of the skin lesions all over my body that came with the disease. Last year, when I turned 70, I decided to stay away from doctors and so, they didn’t get to mess me up.

I never heard of pirate malpractice. Is that like burying the map to the buried treasure with along with the buried treasure?

And…he took his settlement and opened up a chain of Fish n’ chip restaurants.

Evidently the Doctor had too much mead.

Except in a fight he has a deadly, or at least “wish you were dead,” kick, and a club that can’t be taken from him.

He probably just doesn’t want to admit that he woke up this morning and tried to do the daily routine of attaching the hook and the peg-leg before he had his first cup of coffee.