Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 21, 2021

Yeah, for a hot dog.

Let’s see, what should I have on it? Mustard? Ketchup? Pickle relish? Onions? Chili? Cheese? Sardines?

Lucky it wasn’t the donut truck.

A smash made in heaven?

But it’s not Dijon.

My boss drove a wiener mobile but it didn’t look like that.

Chile, mustard & slaw for a proper Carolina Dog. Although, for “All the Way,” one must also add onions. I am a former mustard & sauerkraut Yankee now well acclimated to the many joys of Southern foods.

Good one!

A couple of Yorkshiremen in Texas? [Dialect in joke.]

Eat the evidence boys!!!

I’m sure I’ve seen this before. Only the condiment has changed, and the punchline.

Anthony is out of yet another career.

Weiner [sic]

I sure hope Little Oscar is OK.

If only it had been a 3 vehicle pile up with the Wonder Bread delivery truck…