Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 05, 2021

There were some budget cuts.

Tell him we’ll probe about its whereabouts later.

Gosh, why for god’s sake do these alien dudes only abduct the village idiots? (And why am I still here then?)

Next, he’ll ask about the in flight entertainment on those tiny TV sets built into the seats.

If he starts hitting on the “flight attendants”, you’ll know he’s nuts.

By this time, I’d be looking for the head.

I don’t per se mind being kidnapped. However, if I am going to be kidnapped, I must be fed and and have my thirst sated…….

Red hat. Aggrieved expression. They sure picked the wrong specimen.

Or many it was the right one?

Hey, at least you got a fully reclining seat! I want to fly that airline from now on.

And the little pack of pretzels

I imagine alien abductions have been down since the chronically disgruntled customer (human) continues to became so much more common.