Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 20, 2022

They’re especially nuts to be doing that near actual polar bears. I see Darwin awards in their futures…

Well, more breakfast to you, distant cousins.

Hey, I’ve done that! Not near any bears, though.

Soon, Polar Bear swims are going to go extinct, just like Polar Bears themselves

Thanks again, Plutogenic Global Scortching Disaster.

(Plutogenic = created by rich arseholes)

Chicago’s Polar Bear Plunge is next Sat. at Oak Street Beach. 100% of the funds raised go to needy local Chicago families. Hope to see you there!

It’s the Little Willies gang!

Never make fun of your free lunch.

But they’re happy! https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/20/well/mind/cold-plunge-mental-health.html

But they’re tasty

Yes they are!

Got that right

But they are tastier when they’ve been brined.

Yeah, they don’t have the blubber and fur that you do…

But I loves me a frozen Eskimo bar!

Yeah, they taste kinda nutty too.

But tasty my friend……

“Good thing I like nuts for lunch”