Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 28, 2022

Bite his finger dude. Then answer his question.

There is rarely anything good that comes from remembering a story from Florida.

Now I know why they call Brits, Limys. Their teeth are made of limestone. That scurvy thing is fake news.

Was that a kitchen sinkhole?

Yeah, it had boulders on each side making it look like a giant mouth…

And after this visit, there’ll be a sink hole in your bank account.

Not much that is safe and sane!