Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 15, 2022

Rando Cockney sez: “Gore blimey!”

Go bulls!!

Good !

Carmen Miranda and the Andrews Sisters made a song about his next fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Yj9HY0C6I&ab_channel=AndrewsSistersBrasil

Might be some BS mixed in here somewhere

Have a revenge steak.

At least her premonition isn’t a load of bull.

Bull fighters, as with bull riders, face a lifetime of pain. Lots of bull creates lots of pain but it is self inflicted, they chose their occupation.

Nothing like 2 sharp points in your 2 cheeks (the ones below your belt).

I hear The Kingston Trio and El Matador

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPCJV-o5BWA

And you’ll be starting acupuncture today too.

Many years ago a man was vacationing in that part of Spain that held bull fights. After one fight he wondered what happened to the losers of such fights. On his way back to his hotel he found a restaurant that proudly proclaimed that it served the losers of the local bullfights. He went in and was persuaded to order the special of the day. “What are these?” he asked as the waiter brought his lunch.

“Señor, these are known as Rocky Mountain Oysters in your country.”

“Yes, but they look like they are cooked in a sauce I have not seen for these before.”

“That Señor is our chili Colorado sauce.”

The tourist enjoyed his meal immensely and vowed to come back later. A few days he did return and ordered the same thing. He was surprised and told the waiter, “These look a bit smaller than the order I had earlier this week”.

Is it waiting outside the tent?

It’s about time for a career change.

That’s a pointed commentary, is it not?

So that in-grown toenail will flare up again?

Must be getting married……

For once, a psychic who actually predicts the future?

“Oooh, I’m so impressed by your insight . . . "