Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 06, 2023

Trespassers will be roasted then eaten.

Actually, the whole wall is a facade. Don’t look up now, but you’re about to be toast.

Is that like the ‘Beware of Dog’ signs where there is either no dog or a VERY small one?

The watch dragon is insignificant in comparison to the smart phone dragon.

Check out that castle door! Asbestos money can buy…

And he’s really got a case of the Mondays.

All this time all it took was a sign, who knew.

If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the castle.

OK gents! I think we should go visit that monastery at Lindisfarne. They don’t have dragons!