Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 01, 2023

Long enough.

Is that Jake the Peg?

He either has a middle leg or two left feet.

He can’t dance…

Imagine the disappointment of his last date when she found out why he was nicknamed “the tripod”!

Image by Midjourney.

His blind date felt deceived by his literal 3rd leg.

Is his nickname “Tripod”?

His work is leg endary

I don’t know – let me count them on my 15 fingers.

too long

A better question would have been, how long had his parents worked at the lab.

He’s done a little Research, and a lot of Development.

either too long, or not long enough

Have you noticed any side effects?

Apparantly too long it would seem…..

He might have taken the jab. You know, not human any longer.

Actually he was experimenting on making his sha-long longer but as we can see it didn’t quite work out that way.