Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 30, 2024

Colonel Sanders is dead. So unless it’s his ghost then they are fine.

We started an Easter tradition of dinner on Easter at Chick-fil-A®.

Right! He is down in the kitchen heating the fryer.

If Colonel Sanders was alive today, he’d be 133 years old….. and a real tough old bird, too.

No, but the Easter Bunny is, waiting to take her eggs.

He is hiding under your bed.

We always have lasagna. Of course, I’m Italian.

Shades of a Bloom County anxiety closet.

But, I smell frying chicken.

He’s a chicken serial killer.

Yeah, that will most definitely keep a chicken away at night…..

Besides, it would be an honor to be taken by the best, all the rejected chickens go to Chick-fil-A® or even worse Mary Brown

He keeps thinking tomorrow is Friedday.

He’s got bigger chickens to fry.

He’s under the bed. Can’t you smell the secret sauce?

If he tries, he could be the next Jonathan Segal Chicken. Great spoof book.