Bozo by Foxo Reardon for August 27, 2022

1 I admit that I cannot tell if Bozo is there in a professional capacity (in which case he should allowed to continue wearing his hat) or just visiting an acquaintance (if the lady of the house, then doff the hat) or just that his hat needs vacuuming (thank the maid).

2 Way to woo Bozann’s sympathies, Bozo.

3 Finally, Bozo’s hard-headedness pays off.

≈¹≈ That sucks!

≈²≈ So does that!!

≈³≈ That hurt, but in a good way!

The maid is using what looks like a wartime Electrolux canister vacuum cleaner like my parents had 70+ years ago.

1) It’s rude to wear your hat indoors.

2) He tried to be graceful but ends up on the seat of his pants.

3) The mild concussion is worth it!

1. Mind ya manners Bozo. 2. Threw a shoe. 3. Man’aced.

De-cap-itated, Rump rage. FORE-head. Okay, as a guy who rarely golfs, I really think they should get rid of the womens tee and have everyone use the same one. Or use the womens tee for everybody. That’s fine to. But really, one for all and equal.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa comes to mind. IDK why

Uh-oh somebody get a rope, Fuzzy went through the ice!

3. Bozo really has a head for this game. :)

1. “Here’s my card”. “I’ll take your hat”.

2. That’s our Bozo, such poise and grace!

3. Bozo’s thinking, “Can we do that again”!

1) GENTLEMEN’S PLACE: Bozo is let in with his card then the maid grabs his hat via the canister vacuum cleaner!

2) SLIP OF THE TONGUE: While ice skating Bozo moves around Bozann looks back, slips and falls. He balls out Bozann for his own error!

3) ACCIDENTAL FORTUNE: Golfing with Bozann he makes it to the green. Bozann hits the ball and bounces off of Bozo into the hole-in-one!

1 – Bozo got distracted and forgot the good manners.

2 – Fuzzy is taking a rejuvenating cold bath while Bozo is falling on his “derriere”. Good thing Bozo has the sore spot already on the ice.

3 – Fuzzy’s playing golf with his umbrella. Bozo this time has no ice, but “a little kiss’ll do ya”. :-)

GENTLEMEN ONLY- Ah the gum popping waitress now is the housekeeper. (I like the Gentlemen Calling Card.) WOMAN EVERYTIME- Bozo is sadly like a lot of men, not his fault if an accident should happen. Maybe Bozann was the one to suggest skating or bought him the cheap skates. FAIRWAYS AND HAZARDS- Bozann shakes Bozo’s nerves and rattles his brains, Too much lovin drives Bozo insane…but Bozann’s hole in one is well worth Bozo getting some KISSY KISSY!

1. Hatless

2. Pratfall

3. Smacked