Bozo by Foxo Reardon for August 29, 2022

3: Eww – Bozo backwash!

1 Bozo’s bowler about to blow by him.

2 Bozo hides his dirty dog under his dirty laundry en route to the laundromat.

3 Call the Atomic Energy Commission! Bozo’s got his mitts on some very heavy water.

41st floor without an elevator? Doesn’t that old fart ever go anywhere?

Carrying a water jug all the way to the 41st floor? No wonder Bozo was chugging it down!

1. That hat is making Bozo look slow.

2. Dog? What dog?

3. Where’s the nearest restroom?

⓵ Faster than a speeding bowler.

⓶ Save-A-Dog Day!

⓷ Thirsty work!

1. Winded

2. Escaped

3. Thirsty

Hat’s back. Hiding sack. Water rack. Sorry Mack. I wonder how much a water delivery man makes?

As a kid, I thought dog catchers and quicksand would be a much larger problem than they turned out to be.

THE BIG CHASE-As George Jones would sing-Now the race is on and here comes pride up the backstretch….UNDER COVER-Ah Poochie running around without a collar and vaccination tag….Bozo does the “Him Go That A Way!” WATER BOY- Sir next time order 2 jugs! I guess this was not Culligan Water, it was GLUGGIGAN!

1. Hat trick. :)

Bozo 3: Bind not the mouths of the kine that tread the grain.

1) THE CHASE RACE: Another windy day and Bozo loses his hat to the wind. He runs fast around corners till he is ahead of the bluster!

2) HIDDEN: Dog catcher is out hunting strays; Bozo is carrying a big bag sets it down. The dog catcher moves on and Bozo raises his bag showing little Scraps who isn’t tagged.

3) WATER LOAD: Working for a water company Bozo has to negotiate 82 flights of stairs due to elevator failure. By the time he arrives his has a powerful thirst and drinks most of it down. He’ll be back soon enough!

1) Lapped him

2) Lapdog

3) Lapped it up

1. Bozo’s like Mr. Frumble.

2. “Ok, you can catch one dog.”

3. “Dang! That job is thirsty work.”