1. “Safe and sound”, it’s just like that
Once you hear the sound the safe makes you flat
2. The rapscallion with the mace
Behind the hedge, he is on chase
Comes Bozo our hero with his cane
Keeps it whirling ’cause he can
And knocks baddie out in funny ways
3. You want to “phone home”, are you E.T.?
Not with this bearded chin as I see
Ya just want to come in to steal my last dime
That’s what ya want ya man of crime
Hold the line outside, you won’t trick me!
1. “Safe and sound”, it’s just like that
Once you hear the sound the safe makes you flat
2. The rapscallion with the mace
Behind the hedge, he is on chase
Comes Bozo our hero with his cane
Keeps it whirling ’cause he can
And knocks baddie out in funny ways
3. You want to “phone home”, are you E.T.?
Not with this bearded chin as I see
Ya just want to come in to steal my last dime
That’s what ya want ya man of crime
Hold the line outside, you won’t trick me!