3) I had to do something similar to bathe my cat once. She pooped in the transport cage, and got all messy. Couldn’t leave her outside because it was wet and freezing cold. Couldn’t leave her inside because she was, huh, pooped, as it were.
Only one thing to do. Strip down, and get into the shower with a ball of claws and teeth, with noting but bare skin for protection.
3) I had to do something similar to bathe my cat once. She pooped in the transport cage, and got all messy. Couldn’t leave her outside because it was wet and freezing cold. Couldn’t leave her inside because she was, huh, pooped, as it were.
Only one thing to do. Strip down, and get into the shower with a ball of claws and teeth, with noting but bare skin for protection.