Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 19, 2015
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Transcript:
Lupin: The people bought a different kind of kibble. Lupin: ..... Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, I'm live next to a yellow bag that is obviously not our usual kibble. Elvis: Our USUAL kibble comes in a blue bag. Elvis: THIS IS A BAG OF LIES. Lupin: ... Puck? RiPPP Puck: Our usual kibble is fish and drumstick shaped. These are just circles. These could be anything. Elvis: Studies show our usual kibble has the taste good boys love. Puck: Are these pancakes? ... Or are they steering wheels? Lupin: Puck, can you confirm reports that the new kibble tastes like betrayal. Puck: Yes. Elvis: Lupin, I'm live at the scene where someone as thrown up in all of the People's shoes.
I like that they are complaining about a bag that isn’t even open.