Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 16, 2015
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Transcript:
Lupin: The woman has a hairball. Elvis: Elvis here, where the woman has a hairball, despite the fact that it is not 4:30 am, or as cats know it... Elvis: "Hairball o'clock." Puck: Ma'am? Woman: It's okay Puck. It's just mommy sickness. Puck: Ma'am? come along, ma'am. Let's get you to a nice, clean carpet. Lupin: Carpet is ideal, thanks to its hairball locking microfibers. Lupin: Plus, it's all cushy on your paws. Puck: Ma'am? Woman: Puck, I'm okay. Puck: I can save you. Take my paw. Puck: Ma'am? Woman: Puck, really -- Puck: Just a little further, ma'am. Elvis: C'mon. There's a bathmat right over here. Lupin: Think of your paws. Puck: Would you at least like to wait until hairball o'clock?
Which brings up a question only Georgia can answer: Do the humans actually understand their furry correspondents? Inquiring cat people want to know! :D