Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 09, 2015
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Transcript:
Lupin: Lupin here, live on the scene where the People have brough home a strange creature! Puck: Lupin, the people call it a "baby" and force it to wear tiny hats. Lupin: Some folks enjoy tiny hats. Elvis: IT'S GOING TO EAT ALL OUR FOOD AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE US AGAIN Puck: Elvis, I don't think babies eat kibble. Elvis: You're already against me Lupin: Puck, what else can you tell us about babies? Puck: The pupal stage in People lasts about 6 weeks. Puck: After that it's anyone's guess. Elvis: I have a guess. Puck: This just in: It smiled at me. Lupin: I can confirm.
“There is a new development with the Baby. Elvis?”“Lupin, despite the allowances made for the Baby, it appears we are NOT now permitted to dispense with the litter box…”