Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 16, 2015

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Lupin: The baby's alarm keeps going off. Puck: We don't know what is setting the baby's alarm off. Puck: And we don't know how to disarm the alarm! Elvis: Oh! Well, maybe if you and Lupin stay real objective and go on and ON about how cute the baby is AGAIN -- Puck: The baby IS cute. That's a FACT. So, being non-objective would would actually look like hating the baby for no reason. Lupin: OHHH -- Elvis: ALL BABIES LOOK LIKE A POTATO! Woman: It's okay, Pucky. The baby was just hungry. Puck: ... Hungry? Puck: But... I get hungry. Puck: This just in: The baby has feelings! Elvis: I HAVE PLENTY OF FEELINGS!