Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 23, 2015

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Lupin: The Man lost his tail. Elvis: Lupin, I'm live on the scene where the Man is trying to bravely carry on. Lupin: Courage. Elvis: We can only speculate how this will affect his balance, but experts have drawn this chart. Lupin: No... Elvis: Yes. And analysts are already predicting it could get worse with time. Puck: Are we certain People even need tails? Elvis: Yes Puck: Man? TUG TUG Puck: CN news, man... Is your back cold? Lupin: CN news, do you need to lie down? Elvis: Still there? Lupin: You're good. Puck: It'll be okay. We'll just share mine.