Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 04, 2015
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Transcript:
Lupin: The Woman is reporting in the Nursery. Lupin: Puck, what's the latest? Puck: Lupin, I'm reporting live from where the Woman is reporting live on cat and people happenings. Puck: I just listened in on an important broadcast detailing kittens losing their mittens. Lupin: Kittens losing their mittens? Lupin: OH NO -- Puck: Recently a cat played a fiddle to commemorate a cow scaling the moon -- Elvis: Oh, of all the ridiculous -- Puck: It's right here in print, Elvis. Elvis: This is just more cow propaganda! Puck: According to this report, everybody poops. Elvis: Well, I don't. Puck: Says here a cat married an owl -- Lupin: Married a WHAT? Let me see! Elvis: Given the vibrantly colored pictures and outrageous claims, these are clearly just tabloids!
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