Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Elvis: Lupin got into a pen. Here's Puck with the latest. Puck: Puck here, where the Woman is on the phone with the vet. Woman: Yes, I'll hold. Lupin: There's no evidence to suggest I got into the pen. Lupin: It could have been ANYONE! Elvis: Sir, CN news. Just admit it was you! SWAT Puck: This just in: The vet says Lupin will be okay because the pen is non-toxic, but he still needs a bath. Puck: Sir? Any comment sir? Lupin: I want a jury of my peers! Elvis: GUILTY!
A true cat never admits to guilt.