Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 14, 2016

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LUPIN: THe people bought a tiny cat couch! - and its made of cardboard! PUCK: Lupin signs point to the high likelihood that this is a fainting couch. Because I can't stop swooning ELVIS: Cardboard is a luxurious material that holds body warmth, sharpens claws and smells like freshly delivered christmas presents PUCK: Research indicates that this couch scratches like a dream. ELVIS: reports suggest that its my turn on the couch PUCK: Oh I got a memo on that. -- NOPE- prrr prrr scratch scratch