Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 25, 2016

Transcript:

Lupin: We now join Tommy for a rare, wonderful look into the world of "barn catting." (TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP) Tommy: Burt, what duties do you perform as a barn cat? Burt: Security and morale, mostly. Lady Cats: Morning, Burt Burt: 'Ladies. Tommy: Hi! Chicklets: Hello Burt! Burt: Good morning, girls! Tommy: Are all farm animals female? Tommy: Who's that? Burt: Baba Mouse. She's had over 90 kittens, she's almost blind and older than dirt. Burt: Perfect hearing though. Tommy: What does she do? Burt: Keeps mice from stealing the feed, mostly. Baba Mouse: GIT! Tommy: Burt, how do you balance barn catting and reporting? Burt: Reporting! You know! Are you a reporter or an anchor cat? Tommy: Reporting! You know! Are you a reporter or an anchor cat? Burt: Well... I'm not much of a reporter. And I'm not really suited to sitting behind a desk. Burt: I'm more of an AV cat.