Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 17, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: Local cat claimes to see ghost! Lupin: Puck, what can you tell us? Elvis: So, we're entertaining this then? (CRASH) Puck: Her name is Tillie, she's a tortie, and she's knocking everything of the shelf behind me. Woman: Pucky! What is with you today?! Puck: GASP! I would NEVER- Tillie: Where is that new addition? Lupin: Tommy, what are some facts about ghosts? Tommy: Lupin, ghosts are all around us. Spying on us all the time, and touching all our stuff. Elvis: No, they're not-ARE YOU IN A PEOPLE CEMETERY?! Tommy: Elvis, we're New England cats. These things are everywhere. You can't stretch a paw without kicking a head stone! Tommy: I felt like taking a stroll- Oh! I can see you! Tommy: Hello! Elvis: GO HOME! Woman: Elvis now what are YOU staring at? Woman: What a weird morning. Tillie: Hey there, kiddo. Tillie: Cover me, Puck! I'm going UPSTAIRS! Puck: Do you mean upstairs? Or, like, Heaven?
From the look of the old house their apt is in, it’s no wonder there are ghosts. Perfect setting!BTW, it is said the children under the age of two can see things we can’t. Could it be all those imaginary playmates are……….?