Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 13, 2016

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Lupin: Breakfast is MISSING NEWS Headline: WHERE IS BREAKFAST. MOST IMPORTANT MISSING MEAL OF THE DAY. NO SIGN OF Elvis: Lupin, it's 8:15 am, PRACTICALLY NOON, and there is no kibble in the cupboard! NEWS Headline: NO ANSWERS IN KIBBLE CRISIS Woman: Uh-oh! Elvis: WHAT-O? Woman: We're out of kibble! Man: Oh no! Woman: I guess all the kibble got nibbled! Lupin: THIS ISN'T A GAME, WOMAN! Puck: There has to be an agency where I can REPORT THIS. Puck: Car abuse...Cash abuse... Man: I'll dash out and get more kibble. Woman: Could you pick up litter too? Elvis: LITTER TOO? DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAVE CATS?!! Puck: Yes, I'll hold. NEWS Headline: NOW THEY'LL BE SORRY Elvis: I didn't want it to come to this, but....Lupin- Elvis: SHRED ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER. Lupin: WHAT TOILET PAPER?