Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 30, 2016

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(And now for today's episode of Our IX Lives) Snowball Taggert: Angora- Snowball Taggert: I don't want you seeing that Kit Chase scoundrel. Snowball Taggert: It's bad enough Princess had to run off with that sailor's cat...Only to have him LOST AT SEA- Princess: (SLAM, !) Princess: Captain Nimble and I were in love. You'd understand if you ever took the time to know him! Princess' daughter: Mama- Snowball Taggert: This arguing is bad for my heart. Where are my pills... Angora: Father! Princess: Relax Angora, FATHER HAS NO HEART- Princess: Took you back in, didn't I? Show up on my door step wrapped in a fishing net, with a kitten... Now, please. I need my rest. Angora: Father- Princess' Daughter: Grandpoppy- Princess: UGH Snowball Taggert: Thank goodness for my pills.... (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Snowball Taggert: (WINK) Angora: Oh, this life of lavish refinement and indecision- Kit: Psssst! Angora! Angora: Kit! Kit: Mind if I join you? Angora: You climbed two stories? Kit: I'd climb a whole novel for you, girl. Kit: Come away with me, Angora. You've never lived the stray cat life. We'll sleep in flower boxes and eat garbage. Angora: That's growss. Kit: Hot garbage? Nothing better! Angora: Like tires and stuff....? Kit: Have you talked to your father? Angora: I tried, but-his weak heart. He's so fearful it will be Captain Nimble all over again. Kit: Captain Nimble? That reminds me... Kit: I got this letter... Kit: From THE SEA- (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Puck: GASP! Burt: Captain Nimble was best friends with the Chase brothers! Burt: Could it be? Natasha: GASP! TV: Next week on Our IX LIVES.... Snowball Taggert: What's going on here?-MY HEART! Burt: This new break room for the station was a great idea, Puck. Puck: Thanks! It's usually a laundry room.