Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 29, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: Tonight we discuss "Vacuum Cleaner Preparedness." Where will YOU be when the vacuum cleaner strikes? Elvis: It's a troubling statistic Lupin. This year POSSIBLY TRILLIONS of cats will be caught unaware by the vacuum cleaner. Elvis: Preparation is the only thing keeping you from being sucked into disaster! Puck: If a vacuum cleaners appears, seek shelter IMMEDIATELY. Puck: Remember: "If it's not a broom, leave the room." Elvis: Lupin, what should cats keep on paw in case they need to take shelter? Lupin: Food and water, Elvis. Litter, if there's time. Elvis: One reason cupboards make excellent shelter. Lupin, how long should cats be prepared to wait out the vacuum? Lupin: Minimum: Forever. Puck: Family drills are helpful. Puck: But make me nervous- Elvis: GO! GO! (TWEET) Elvis: This is the CN news crew, reminding you that vacuum cleaner preparedness is every cat's responsibility! Lupin: What we need under the bed is ham....
Prepare now. The dust covers on the bottoms of mattresses and sofas are easily opened with cat claws and provide quick emergency exits and hours of comfortable kitty cave safety from vacuums, strangers, and strangers with vacuums.