Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 15, 2016

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Lupin: It's that time of year again! Tommy is out asking locals if they've seen any evidence that warmer days are ahead! Tommy: Thanks, Lupin! CN news; have you noticed any signs of spring? Trevor: Er... Burt: Aw Tommy, if I can be honest, I'd rather not talk news on my break. Local: Well...Snakes are out. I saw one this morning. Tommy: Cool! Trevor: Made me anxious... Trevor: That's why I came to see Burt. He has a calming presence. Burt: Thanks, man. Elvis: That cat is huge. Puck: (PUFF) Lupin: It's called a dog, Elvis. Headline: (DOGS OUR BITEY ENEMY) Lupin: And they are wild and unpredictable. Elvis: According to this, "dogs" all hunt in packs and do not care for cats or frisbees! Puck: Also, they are shape-shifters. Burt: You guys are being really uncool right now- Beatrix: Coffee run! Beatrix: (GASP) Beatrix: A dog! Beatrix: I did not know there was someone new. Beatrix: Not to worry. Beatrix: Please accept this Earl Grey tea. Trevor: Between seeing a snake and being accused of shape-shifting... Trevor: ...It's been a weird day. Trevor: This tea helps. Beatrix: I always carry emergency tea bags!