Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 17, 2016

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Lupin: I've just been handed a bulletin-the doorbell rang! Puck: Someone at the door, DROP TO THE FLOOR. Woman: Hey! Book Store Woman: Hey! Your books came in! And I've got a Christmas cactus cutting for you! Book Store Woman: Oh, hello. Beatrix: Good afternoon! Who are you here to see? If it's Elvis, I'm afraid he's stuck in a very important meeting. Puck: The Woman put Elvis in the bedroom when the doorbell ran. Elvis: ...Dear Woman, how dare you lay this insult upon me- Puck: Sometimes he swipes at company. Book Store Woman: Is this the little lady you're fostering? Woman: Sure is! She's quite the climber. Beatrix: Ooh! Is that a plant? Book Store Woman: Wow! She is busy. Woman: She pretty much runs the place. Beatrix: Fluff the couch pillows... Beatrix: Adjust the window shade! Beatrix: Push the fern just a little to the LEFT- Woman: AGAIN? She will not stop moving this plant! Book Store Woman: She's doing you a favor! A maiden hair fern shouldn't be in direct sun! It needs shade. Beatrix: Oh my cat! Beatrix: I have been trying to tell her that ALL WEEK! Woman: Beatrix seems really fond of plants...Hey! Need a book store cat? Book Store Woman: Ha! Ah... No. I'm not much of a cat person. Book Store Woman: Well... That's not entirely true. There's an ancient little grey cat who wanders over to the shop sometimes from Quinn farms. I like her. Book Store Woman: And I think there was a cat sleeping in my green house a couple of winters ago- Woman: Every book store should have a cat. Book Store Woman: Eh. I don't think Trevor would agree to a cat. Woman: You never know. He could surprise you! Book Store Woman: Still... Kinda cool to meet someone who shares my love of plants. Beatrix: Same, new People - friend!