Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 14, 2016

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Owl: Screeeeeeeeeeeeech Owl: Screeeeeeeeeeeeech Owl: Screeeeeeeeeeeeech! I don't know if you noticed, but I have the very best screech. Alice: Was that YOU screeching? Owl: I could have gone PRO Alice: But you decided to be an owl. Owl: I'm well aware that you are mocking me. Just as you are trying to make me look foolish-pretending that the Golden Mouse still lives. Alice: Oh, no. She's way dead. It's just been passed down that she said, even dead, she would still beat you. You don't think she meant that you's STILL be too shaken to face her, do you? Because, I mean, obviously- Owl: I FEAR NO MOUSE. Alice: Except for Agatha. Owl: Why? Alice: Yes... I know the Golden Mouse's real name. Didn't even recognize my green eyes? I am descended from her and I have a way to summon her back to you. After the moon rises... If you have the courage to call her back... With one mighty screech. Owl: Are you a great magician? Alice: Yup. Owl: Your powers don't frighten me! You look just like a mouse I ate once- Alice: HEY! You're bad at small talk. You want me to take you to her or what? Owl: Yes Alice: We leave at dusk.