Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 27, 2016

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Lupin: Word on the street is the door to the spare room with the awesome sun spot on the floor was accidentally left open. Elvis: We've got a man on the scne. Puck, what can you tell us? Lupin: Sorry fellas, we seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties... the door to the spare room is usually kept closed because a certain Siamese once got locked inside for 12 hours and tried to build a net out of Christmas ornaments. Elvis, what can you tell us about that? Elvis: It says here that report is unconfirmed and you should stop bringing it up. Puck, we go now live to you.