Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 13, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: This just in: there's a spider on the ceiling. We go now to Puck for more. Puck: Thank's Lupin. The spider has been on the ceiling all morning, smugly mocking us. Elvis: Lupinm it's been reported spiders have 8 legs. thousands of eyes, and no mercy. Lupin: CN news's own Puck is now attempting to eat the spider! Puck? Puck: No worries it was just a thumbtack.
So they weren’t under attack, they were under a tack.