Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 20, 2016

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Lupin: The people bought a different kind of kibble... Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, I'm live next to a yellow bag that is obviously not our usual kibble. Our usual kibble comes in a blue bag. This is a bag of lies! Lupin: Puck? Puck: Our usual kibble is fish and drumstick shaped. These are just circles. These could be anything. Elvis: Studies show our usual kibble has the taste good boys love. Puck: Are these pancakes? ...or are they steering wheels? Lupin: Puck, can you confirm reports that that new kibble tastes like betrayal? Puck: Yes. Elvis: Lupin, I'm live at the scene where someone has thrown up in all of the people's shoes.