Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 04, 2016
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Lupin: There's an intruder on the couch! Elvis: Lupin, sources claim the intruder is a "guest." I'm not buying it. Puck: Puck here, where I'm live standing with a ll my weight in the middle of the intruder's back. someone is going through the intruder's bag. Lupin, I keep spinning but I never get comfortable. Elvis: Lupin, every time she moves her feet it's like a personal insult. Puck: Someone is slapping the intruder with their tail ever so gently. The Intruder: HEY! Elvis: It's after midnight, GOOD MORNING!
Actually, what amazes me is that the boys were willing to be near The Intruder, even to bother her. Whenever I’m an intruder, the local cats usually avoid me, even though I’d love to have them sleeping on my feet.