Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 06, 2016
October 05, 2016
October 07, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The woman has a hairball. Elvis: Elvis here, where the woman has a hairball, despite the fact that it is NOT 4:30 am, or as a cat knows it..."Hairball o'clock." Puck: Ma'am? Woman: It's okay Puck, its just morning sickness. Puck: Ma'am? Come along, ma'am. Let's get you to a nice, clean carpet. Lupin: Carpet is ideal, thanks to its hairball locking microfibers. Plus, it's all cushy on your paws. Puck: Ma'am? Woman: Puck, I'm okay. Puck: I can save you. Take my paw. Ma'am? Woman: Puck, really- Puck: Just a little further, ma'am. Woman: C'mon. There's a bathmat right over here. Lupin: Think of your paws. Puck: Would you at least like to wait until hairball o'clock?
A Certain Person I Know mithers us to be allowed out first thing in the morning, even before she has had her breakfast. She then eats huge quantities of grass. And then wants to come in and vomit the grass onto the carpet.
Perhaps the woman has been eating grass.