Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 17, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: The man lost his tail. Elvis: Lupin, I'm live on the scene where the Man is trying to bravely carry on. Lupin: Courage. Elvis: We can only speculate how this will affect his balance, but experts have drawn this chart. "No Balance Like walking on ice in roller skates" Lupin: No... Elvis: Yes. And analysts are already predicting it could get worse with time. Puck: Are we certain People even need tails? Elvis: Yes. Puck: Man? CN News, man...is your back cold? Lupin: CN News, do you need to lie down? Elvis: Still there? Lupin: You're good. Puck: It'll be okay, we'll share mine.
Don’t know how bi-peds can walk with only 2 legs anyway 4 legs make so much more sense.