Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 17, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: That cat is in the backyard again! Tommy: Hello! Elvis: Introducing our new cat-about-town correspondent, Tommy....How've you been? Tommy: Never better! I've got something called a microchip, a snazzy new collar, and a new leash on life! Literally! Lupin: I think that's "lease" on life- Tommy: Nope, we own it! Puck: And what's there to report this morning? Tommy: It's super cold, I saw a bird, and everything's great! Follow-up report: Are birds tiny cats, or some other thing?
No, birds are tiny dinosaurs. Eat them.