Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 15, 2016

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Mother: Angora-you don't have to marry Brad. You should be with the cat you love the most. Take it from me... Now that Captain Nimble has been lost at sea AGAIN...On his way home... Kitten: Daddy! Angora: Brad has been there for our family, for me- Mother: For father's fish oil company, Angora! Brad only cares that you're the daughter of a fish oil tycoon! Angora: But father is so looking forward to the wedding. Dr. Mittens says he may not have much time left. Mother: Brad is counting on it! Angora: My mind is made up. Kitten: Are you two wearing the same dress? Paisley: Stop! The wedding must not take place! If it proceeds, I foresee only betrayal, cool high speed chases, and great danger. Kitten: Aunt Paisley! Robber Mouse: It's Paisley, Captain Nimble's psychic twin sister! Puck: No one has see her since she helped Bandit escape from jail! Burt: That was before Bandit had a spiritual experience while trapped in a mine shaft and joined the police force. Elvis: Oh, that Paisley.