Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 17, 2016

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Snowball: I'm going to the hospital to tell Angora how I feel! Bandit: Glad to hear it, big brother! Ever think about coming around to the right side of the law? I could use a partner. Snowball: Not really my scene, Bandit. I know the way. Bandit: Fair enough, Kit. Need a lift to the hospital? "Meanwhile" Angora: I feel like we should be at the hospital. Mother: You're marrying Dad's business partner in two hours, Angora. Your martyrdom is covered tonight. Dr. Mittens: Unplug this monitor... "Beep...beep...booooooooooop-" Dr. Mittens: The time of fake death is half past seven. Brad: You should probably stop saying "fake death". Dr. Mittens: I will. Brad: You wrote it on the death certificate. Dr. Mittens: Fake death certificate. Relax, Brad. Soon no one will know Snowball Taggart is really still alive!