Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 29, 2016

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Lupin: A can opener was heard in the kitchen! Allegedly... Elvis: Elvis here, reporting live on the scene to confirm the can opener has been heard. I heard it myself. It sounded like clockwork deliciousness. Woman: Aw, Pucky! Here's some water from the can, my special fluffy puff! Puck: Pur- Elvis- Elvis: Well, well, well. Lupin, I'm live where special fluffy puff is stealing all the tuna water- Puck: No! There's a dish for each of us! This one is yours! Elvis: I'm supposed to believe that? Puck: Are you serious? Woman: There's enough tuna water for everyone, angry fussy paws. Puck: Oh, sweet canned nectar! Elvis: ...Probably call everyone that.