Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 02, 2017

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Lupin: The People bought a tiny cat couch! And it's made of cardboard! Puck: Lupin, signs point to the high likelihood that this is a fainting couch. Because I can't stop swooning! Elvis: Cardboard is a luxurious material that holds body warmth, sharpen claws, and smells like freshly delivered Christmas presents. Puck: Research indicates this couch scratches like a dream. Elvis: Reports suggest its my turn on the couch. Puck: Oh, I got a memo on that. "NOPE"