Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 05, 2017

Transcript:

Lupin: There's a tear in the kitchen window screen. Elvis? Elvis: All the bugs are going to get in! Here's Puck with more. Puck: Not right now, Elvis. I'm transcribing Lupin's voice memos for him. Elvis: What?! Lupin, why don't you just jot them down instea? Lupin: This is faster. Elvis: No it's not, you're adding an extra step! Puck: I really don't mind. Elvis: I mind! This is cutting into air time- Lupin: Elvis, when inspiration strikes, I don't have time to grab a pen. Elvis: Just keep a legal pad and a pen nearby! That's what I do! Puck: I prefer sticky notes, myself. Woman: Whew, I patched the tear. No more problem! Puck: Most of these are just jingles for made up kibble brands.