Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 14, 2017
Transcript:
Lupin: We now join Tommy for a rare, wonderful look into the world of "barn catting". Tommy: Burt, what duties do you perform as a barn cat? Burt: Security and morale, mostly. Sheep: Morning, Burt. Burt: 'Ladies. Tommy: Hi! Chickens: Hello, Burt! Burt: Good morning, girls! Tommy: Are all farm animals female? Tommy: Who's that? Burt: Baba Mouse. She's had over 90 kittens, she's almost blind and older than dirt. Perfect hearing though. Tommy: What does she do? Burt: Keeps mice from stealing the feed, mostly. Baba Mouse: Git! Tommy: Burt, how do you balance barn catting and reporting? Burt: Reporting? Tommy: Reporting! You know! Are you a reporter or an anchor cat? Burt: Well, I'm not much of a reporter. And I'm not suited to sitting behind a desk. I'm more of an AV cat.
Not sure what species the 1st 3 critters are. Sheep? Goats? Have our house cats met the mice who rob? And where are boy mice? Iv’e only seen these 3 girls.