Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 16, 2017

Transcript:

Lupin: The Breaking Cat News test broadcast begins in...3...2...1.. Tommy? Tommy: Thanks, Lupin! Tommy here, reporting live from... My living room! Elvis? Elvis: Good to see you, Tommy. Camera one is functional! Onto you, Puck. Puck: Wait. Tommy, do you live with another cat? Tommy: I do! Her name is Sophie! She's beautiful, she's very smart, she smells like peppermint tea, and she does not care for me! Sophie: Please be quiet, I'm reading. Tommy: Okie dokie. Lupin: We go now live to Tabitha. Tommy: Still me. Lupin: Burt? Burt: On it. Tabitha: I think we should only link broadcasts during emergencies. Elvis: Like, if Tabitha goes missing. Tabitha: Or Elvis goes missing AGAIN. Back to you Lupin. Tommy: Me again! Sophie: Thomas! *click* Lupin: I think it went okay! At least we worked out the bumps before viewers were watching!