Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 20, 2017

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Lupin: Local cat claims to see ghost! Puck, what can you tell us? Elvis: So, we're entertaining this then? Puck: Her name is Tillie, she's a tortie, and she's knocking everything off the shelf behing me. Woman: Pucky! What is with you today?! Puck: Gasp! I would never- Tillie: Where is that new addition? Lupin: Tommy, what are some facts about ghosts? Tommy: Lupin, ghosts are all around us. Spying on us all the time, and touching all our stuff. Elvis: No, they're not-are you in a People cemetery?! Tommy: Elvis, we're New England cats. These things are everywhere. You can't stretch a paw without kicking a head stone. Elvis: Why are you outside again?! Tommy: I felt like taking a stroll-Oh, I can see you! Hello! Elvis: Go home! Woman: Elvis now what are you staring at? What a weird morning. Tillie: Hey there, kiddo. Cover me, Puck! I'm going upstairs! Puck: Do you mean upstairs? Or, like, heaven?