Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 05, 2017

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Puck: Holiday bows aren't just for snacking! Toss them across a room... To hone your hunting skills! "Stay tuned for the following messages" Phone: Elusive red dots got you down? Robber Mouse: I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted. All I see is a one way ticket to cheesetown! Alice, there's still time. Let's give it back. All aboard the cheddar express! C'mon Alice. Who scored all this doll house furniture? What about this big screen TV? We can handle it. But Alice - this is different. This is the little black cat's friend! Friend?! Friend! Yes, she said friend! I've got too many! Pipe down! Our Nine Lives is almost on! This cotton ball is about to have a better Christmas than us, and you feel sorry for it?! I feel sorry for the little black cat! Is that what this is about? What? Christmas. No. Captain Fluff n' Puff stays. I'll be in my room. Sisters have two settings: Laugh and fight. Kit Chase is so fine. I'd let him chase me. Christmas? Why would it be about Christmas? Who cares about Christmas? Not me.