Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 07, 2017

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Lupin: Our mouse for your mouse. Your move, Robber Mice. Elvis: In other news local reporter injures paw. His stoic courage remains inspiration to all. Really don't worry about him. He's fine. Puck: Do you think your friends will bring Buzzy Mouse back? Robber Mouse: No, I think my sister will overreact and try to rescue me, and make things worse. Puck: I appreciate your honesty. Robber Mouse: You're welcome. Burt: Tommy is standing by for the live segment. Puck: Oh, hey Burt. I'm just guarding the mouse we caught. It's giving me a guilty tummy ache. Burt: Puck, may I offer an observation? Puck: Yes, please. Burt: This anger and revenge business doesn't suit you. What are your remaining Christmas tips? Puck: "Love thy neighbor", "Forgive your enemies", and "eat wrapping paper". Burt: You stay on this path, and you're only going to feel good about one of those. Every heart doubles as a compass, Puck. I think if you check yours again, you'll find you already know which direction to take. Puck: Wow, thanks Burt. Sigh. Let's get you bac- What- Robber Mouse: Merry Kickmas! Where's Agnes?! Puck: She's under the laundry basket. Robber Mouse: No, she's not! Elvis: Now the station got a package. Robber Mouse: Hello, pincushion! Lupin: We go now live to Tommy! Tommy: Do you need any help, Lupin? Lupin: I was born for this, Tommy! Take it away! Tommy: Okaaaaay then. Puck's next tip is to take time to show love for thy neighbor! Sophie: We're not neighbors, Thomas, we're roommates. ...Indifferent roommates... Tommy: Well, to demonstrate Puck's Christmas tip, I'd just like to let you know how much your company means to- Sophie: Not now, Thomas. I can't get this "found object tree" right... ...Something is missing... Elvis: I don't believe it... It's Buzzy Mouse! Robber Mouse: How?! Lupin: What?! Robber Mouse: Then... where's Agnes?!